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Saturday, October 30, 2010

Stupid zombie movies

I wish this fad would go away.

I can see why they appeal to society's marginal young men, however, especially in a bad economy.

In a typical zombie movie, some schlub who has a low-status servility job finds himself in a situation where he no longer has to work; he can help himself to the best of the collapsed society's leftovers, like wheels he couldn't have afforded with the wages from his old job; he discovers that he faces a lot less competition for the surviving young women, especially the most attractive ones, so by the process of elimination he becomes more sexually desirable to them; and he can shoot the undead all day long like in a computer shooter game.

What American hikikomori wouldn't want the zombie apocalypse as an alternative to his current existence?

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